Bio

Jason Horine is an aging hipster. Except he was never a young hipster. Or hip at all, for that matter. Other than when he was a two-year-old and dressed in outfits that could be labeled: Roller-Derby Disco Dude or Saturday Night Fever Forever. Since then, it’s mostly been a stream of grays and blues and blacks intended to make him blend in, but that really make him stand out as the human Eeyore that he is. His friends were always Tiggers. Why couldn’t he have been Tigger? Why? But that’s okay, spending time with Tigger will suffice. And so now he simply writes about the exciting things that Tigger does.

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